After years of asceticism, i now stand on this pier, looking at the sunset reflecting on the never ending horizon of sea, and i think back to the past while a breeze caresses my worn skin, and i whisper something that comes out of my heart......

"Coco is my waifu".

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the missile is very tired. he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a small sleep. he eeby and neebies to sleebie. mibsile sleepy and need bed by time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleehjy little guy and needs to go to beb. he is retired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. mibsilelelele neebs to slek for twired boyo. just a lil guy. mibsipaleebeelee needs his beaty sleep. look at him go! he yawn bib cause he skeegy. neebs to falafel asleep. ni ni time. goodnight, mr the missile.



dude i got some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. my mom told me if i wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i waited for some things and i got some banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. so it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. but there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skunks dude? hell no. Scratching you’re eye, but it’s STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITCHY dude?! HELL no. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUBS, DUDE? HELL NO!! LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE?! FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORKING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!

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