Recent reviews by Chud Bluski

This DLC ended my twenty six day long edging session and now I have to go to the hospital

Wizards are incapable of discerning between right or wrong, but a lich chooses to slam the hatch

The peyronies killer got me actin most unwise

My crack dealer WISHES he had the same grip on my wallet as Paradox. Anyways, fine DLC, $20 is just rude

UI change is fine, I guess. Why the ♥♥♥♥ are charms limited to being equipped to one weapon at a time? Someone at Crytek sat down and deliberately decided to give me hemorrhoids, I genuinely hope the IRS audits them and throws them into the penis explosion chamber for at LEAST 2 decades

[OG Review: I went from having beautiful long golden hair to a 6 on the Norwood scale]

I'm Chud Bluski and this is my favorite DLC

Level editor is great, rest of the game is pretty miserable. Meta commentary on horrible level design, hm?

De Laydee speeks, I listen

I haven't found a lobby yet but the menu music is good