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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:36am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:08am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:40am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:31pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:41pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:43pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:42pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:46am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:43am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:15am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:51am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:02pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:31pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:48pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:02am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:15am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:01pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:52am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:32pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:32pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:57pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:24pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:27pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:51am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:13am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:19am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:08am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:10pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:19am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:29pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:26am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:38pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2020 @ 9:57pm