Recent reviews by Vibrio

Got bored almost two hours in. Combat was repetitive, enemy ai was dull, and the whole pet gun gimmick feels like more of an afterthought than an actual fleshed out feature.

I cant. I wanted to enjoy this game, I remember playing the demo YEARS ago and having a ton of fun. And I admit, I had a ton of fun for what I got to play, but I can't listen to these people talk for another second. I played for nearly an hour, and only completed three levels. Each level has a timer, its 6 minutes exactly, so I spent the majority of my time listening to the npcs just talk to you. Unskippable fluff that is long and drawn out, and they just make you sit there and listen to them. Most of what they are talking about doesn't matter, or doesn't even need to be explained.

I cant. I absolutely cant anymore. I want nothing more to never hear those npcs slowly explain how to press a very clearly marked button ever again.

A very solid survival game at a reasonable price. You can get way more than 30 dollars worth of content out of this, and there's no in game cash shop. Everyone whining about being online only is a boomer, and needs to hop off their bandwagon and go back to Bingo.

Major Order Complete, Sony backed down!

Helldivers 2 is good, Sony still bad.

I bought this game because I saw a negative review about how the developer wouldn't give a guy personal attention at 2am after the day of the release. I thought that was funny, so I had to support this game.

I don't really like the character coins, but everything else feels great to me. Its a simple game where I stomp around and kill things and get stronger, currently my goal is to wipe my world of all life. Im looking forward to how this game develops!

The voice acting was absolutely atrocious in quality, script and pacing. The voiceovers in the game either tell you to figure something out, then immediately start harassing you to go faster, or they just give you the solution before you can even look at all the puzzle elements. Annoying as that is, the scripts are read like high school students were reading from a paper directly in front of them, I found myself rolling my eyes every time someone spoke and they spoke often. Completely took away from the experience for me. I found myself eager to get to the end of the prologue, and I don't see myself spending money to extend that experience.

Avoid like the plague. I know it says I have no time on it, but I've played for hundreds of hours on Battle.net. One day, I log in, and my account is banned. I have to HARASS support over and over for them to even tell me why, practically begging for them to review the ban (as I imagine its automated) and reverse it if nothing is found. They refuse to even look. Eventually, they told me that I was banned for 'Unauthorized use of programs'. Wat? Nah, I dont hack or cheat. I never have. Their anti-cheat is on the fritz and you risk randomly losing everything if you play.

On top of it all, they suspended my friends who I was playing with for 'Queuing with a marked cheater' How the actual hell could my friends know if I was cheating when I didn't even know? Just because blizzard's store brand jank ass walmart garbage bin anticheat decided that my aim was a little too good one day or somecrap all my friends get punished too? Disgusting.

Don't waste your time. There are so many other worthwhile games out there.

First contract wanted me to grind 29 bags of grain, but didn't provide me with enough money to buy the grain. Wasn't able to carry on. Mechanics are more annoying than fun. The bum is annoying, and the forklift is a chore. Not for me.

Anyone who says this game is hard is bad at video games.

Edit: Beat the game at 16 hours. Game is good, stays good well passed the end.

An amazing game. I'm not even a huge Potter fan, and this game is doing it for me.