Recent reviews by Mr Piddles

Truly the definition of a great RPG. Detailed, player friendly, fun first, a beautiful homage to the Sword Coast and the many adventures I've enjoyed in it on the table top. I haven't had so much fun exploring and losing myself to such a relentlessly enthralling world since I opened Skyrim for the first time and found it had been 11 hours and I was collecting Nirn Roots in some creepy cave. It's not perfect, but it's an experience you should not pass up.

It is so dissappointing to go from Vermintide 2 to whatever this is.
Releasing with only 4 classes, a severe lack of weapon variety, a really disturbing "bigger number/ up arrow" weapon system, and maps that are not designed around the Ogryn or the characters' abilities is so remarkably surprising and such a let down coming from the amazing level design and class variety of Vermintide veterans.

PepeLa

Buggy, not-optimised, and missing major parts of the game that the playerbase was lead to believe would be included does not exist.

Attribute points are few and far between, and this is made exponentially worse when the abilities you get from spending those few points get disabled by game sequences for one reason or another (Breach Protocols and Quickhacks being disabled on many main story enemies).

There is literally no point in customising your character's looks; the biggest thing you get out of the whole process is the option to see your slightly customised V persona's face in a mirror and being reminded what genitals you chose in the inventory screen because god knows that we can't show those in the 18+ game at any point whatsoever.

There are no diverging storyline points, quicktime events end in the exact same way regardless of your choice (Bar the two moments where you literally just choose to keep living), and romance options are limited to two characters (both of which are female and one of them is lesbian - so much for being gay I guess?).

There is nothing here that you look for in an RPG and the executives at CDPR know this but pushed out a game at the detriment of the players, their reputation, and, most importantly, the devs mental and physical health.

All in all a major disapointment, I would urge you not to buy the game or at the very least wait until there are updates and patches.

I mean, yeh, why not

It's ok

Yes

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