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Recent reviews by Piss Rat

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0.1 hrs on record
i am you. you are me
Posted 26 December, 2023. Last edited 26 December, 2023.
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253.3 hrs on record (251.8 hrs at review time)
burrito rat
Posted 21 October, 2023.
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2.6 hrs on record
KILL THEM ALL!! JUST KILL THEM ALLL!!!!!!!! IF THEY CAN RUN THEY CAN BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 26 April, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
175.2 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
kill
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
649.1 hrs on record (308.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
THEY GET VERY VERY ANGRY. YOU DID THIS. YOUR FAULT. DONT MAKE THEM ANGRY. THEY WILL COME.
Posted 23 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record
white rat and ball save tree. ball atak and rat run/jump they try save the forest before too late.
Posted 27 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
adhd league of legends
Posted 6 February, 2022.
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5.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Terrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Every time i open a portal it is either to death or to hell. Every ♥♥♥♥♥ time i open a portal a gang of children attack me. Every time i open a portal millions of bullet fly through it. wtf
Posted 15 January, 2022.
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57.3 hrs on record (34.0 hrs at review time)
Violent game. Pat Fusty (in game character) literally puts the innocent bloons into a deadly headlock, while in the same time,
verbally harassing the other monkeys around him to make them play better. While the poor innocent bloons are in a helpless headlock, Pat Fusty cracks the vital bones in their necks and slit their throats out, leaving them bleeding in the lane in pain and sorrow.

However the blood and death the game developers initiated does not end here. You may think Pat Fusty is a sadistic psychopath. But compared to what we seek next, Pat Fusty's urge to kill is nothing but innocence.

Psi - The Gifted Child. Do not be deceived by this name. Psi was an ordinary child - 'was' but his life changed when ninja kiwi decided to put a 8G Google 4D chip into his mind, not only domesticating his thoughts, but manipulating him to seek world domination against all bloons and humans. His Ways of doing this is by using his artificial mind to burst his enemy's intestines out.

Striker Jones. You may think he's a military expert, you may think hes just an innocent commander looking for world justice, but once again, you're wrong. What Striker Jones does is worse than Hitler. Every time he says 'boom' the word echoes and bounces in your brain shattering each neuron one by one. Every time he says 'boom', he says it in joy and sadism whilst blowing the life out of the moabs. Striker Jones is not a monkey who looks for freedom and justice. Striker Jones kills bloons for his own satisfaction as he blows the helpless bloon's guts into diced pieces.

Benjamin. What he does is the worst. What he does is so indescribably bad that I cannot say. What he does shall be kept locked. He does bad stuff. Really bad stuff. Really Really bad stuff. Very Bad.

Ok good game though recommend.
Posted 7 January, 2022. Last edited 14 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.4 hrs on record
stop being wet
Posted 7 January, 2022.
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