mogged

180kg bench. 10.9s 100m.

CEO, octillionaire, wall street whale, father of 12. Banned on Steam for capitalist harassment. I own the stock market.
Exploitative entrepreneur, cash addict, black amex card holder, digital serial killer, steroids user, CEO of testosterone, bitcoin whale, inflation causer, future dystopian warmonger, primal ♥♥♥♥ sapiens, 100% blinded by lust and greed, unstoppable money hungry prick. Internationally hunted by loan sharks for billions in gambling debt. Addicted to war profiteering.
Banned from all 6 habitable continents.

Active warrant for my arrest in the Portugal, Ivory Coast, Transnistria, Vatican City, The Republic of Molossia, Svalbard, The Cayman, Christmas, Faroe, Falkland, Pitcairn and Cook Islands, Nauru, The Autonomous Republic of Karakalpakstan, Vanuatu, Bhutan, Liechtenstein, Greenland, Andorra, Western Sahara, Diego Garcia, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Tuvalu, Tristan da Cunha, The Republic of Molossia, Niue, The Isle of Man, Socotra, The Principality of Sealand, Saint Helena, Kiribati, Åland Islands, Tokelau, Outer Mongolia, The Azores, Somaliland, Reunion Island, Yap, French Polynesia, Borneo, Montserrat, The Galapagos Islands, Bouvet Island, Tatarstan, Clipperton Island, The Principality of Hutt River, Lichtenstein, Wallis and Futuna, The Isle of Dogs, Tierra del Fuego, The Kingdom of Redonda, The Scottish Highlands.

eCommerce deity. I own that brand you bought from on Instagram. I also own its competitors. If you bought any supplement or tech gadget under $50 in the past year, you added digits to my ever-growing bank accounts.

Addicted to bankrupting entrepreneurs + tanking small economies.

Walking Ponzi scheme, human insider trade. I owe the UK government 20 billion in unpaid VAT.

I’ve outsourced my emotions to a call center. Any time you’ve paid interest on a loan I’ve seen a cut. Power hungry, debt-fueled.