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20 people found this review helpful
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2.4 hrs on record
This game was a huge part of my childhood, & I wanted to let anybody stopping by here who doesn't already know, the original dev is working on rebuilding the game from the ground up. You can find info on it on their website, youtube & twitch
I hope y'all are excited for it too :)
Posted 18 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
117.5 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Unique take on a genre pretty overflooded with the same concepts, really hope they win the lawsuit :(
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
828.8 hrs on record (468.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Don't get me wrong, I love the game.
But having corrupted files after every major update which causes *even steam* to freeze & I have to close it with task manager?
Having to completely reinstall the game after that, which sometimes doesn't even work?
Having to restart on modded nitrado servers because most mods completely break after each update?
Coupled with the trajectory this game is heading with paid adventure packs having pay-to-win elements like the oasisaur, & constantly pushing back map releases.
My friends on console losing hundreds of hours in progress to a save bug that's existed since launch.
All for what? Slightly prettier ark with a single map?
When 95% of your playerbase can't even run the game on anything higher than medium settings with good pc's?
It's an atrocious look when MMOs respect your time more than a survival game does.
Tl;dr wildcard & snail games don't deserve the loyalty & benefit of the doubt their fans grant them.
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Update as of Jan 2025:
Still enjoy the game, still can't recommend it to people outside of a sale.
I don't exactly understand why the snow biome on the center needed changed into a desert. Given well, penguin palace (a building made of ice) is surrounded by sand.
Volcano island is more of a jungle than anything, which would've looked cool on one of the islands near it, but I digress.
I hope they redo the center, but I'm doubtful. The other overhauls were pretty good, they did Aberration really well.
The fact this game's been out for how long (wanting monetization mind you) & still doesn't have a favorite system is laughable.
That being said, if you play ASE & play modded, I'd recommend grabbing ASA just because of how good the modding scene is. Main reason I play.
Posted 27 February, 2024. Last edited 3 January, 2025.
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1.9 hrs on record
I don't know, I get that I only put in an hour of playtime, but the game just didn't grab me. Didn't have anything that made it pop or stand out, just seems like a really bland 2d soulslike. The artstyle of the game's pretty phenomenal, so I'm disappointed. Felt incredibly linear & wasn't a huge fan of the combat either.
Posted 8 December, 2023.
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3,335.5 hrs on record (2,806.0 hrs at review time)
⫎ GRAPHICCS ⫍
⬛ Good GODS that's gorgeous
⬛ Beautiful
⬛ Good
☑️ Decent
⬛ Bad
⬛ Don‘t look for too long
⬛ Nokia Phone Tier

⫎ GAMEPLAY ⫍
⬛ Amazing
⬛ Good
☑️ It's just gameplay
⬛ Eh
⬛ Watch paint dry instead
⬛ Not worth the pain

⫎ AUDIO / SOUNDTRACK ⫍
⬛ *Eargasms*
☑️ Really Something
⬛ Nice
⬛ Mediocre
⬛ Bad
⬛ I'm now deaf send help

⫎ PC REQUIREMENTS ⫍
⬛ Check if you can run paint
☑️ Potato
⬛ Decent
⬛ Fast
⬛ Rich boi
⬛ NASA tier

⫎ DIFFICULTY ⫍
⬛ Press 'W'
⬛ EZ
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
⬛ Significant braincell strain
⬛ Difficult
⬛ Souls-like

⫎ GRIND ⫍
⬛ Nothing to grind
⬛ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
⬛ Isn't necessary for progression
⬛ Average grindiness
☑️ Saturday night sεx worker
⬛ You'll need a 2nd life for this

⫎ STORY ⫍
⬛ None
☑️ Some lore
⬛ Average
☑️ Good
⬛ Poetic, really
⬛ Gods-Tier lorecrafting

⫎ TIME SINK ⫍
⬛ Long enough for a cup of tea
⬛ Short
⬛ Average
☑️ Long
⬛ Takes a couple centuries

⫎ PRICE ⫍
⬛ It's free!
⬛ Worth the price
☑️ Wait for a sale
⬛ If ya have spare money
⬛ Not recommended
⬛ As worthwhile as a Blizzard stock

⫎ BUGS ⫍
⬛ Never heard of
⬛ Minor bugs
⬛ Can get annoying
☑️ ARK: Survival Evolved
⬛ There's a game in there somewhere...

⫎ ?/10 ⫍
⬛ 1
⬛ 2
⬛ 3
⬛ 4
☑️ 5
⬛ 6
⬛ 7
⬛ 8
⬛ 9
⬛ 10
Posted 24 March, 2022. Last edited 5 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4,202.2 hrs on record (3,574.6 hrs at review time)
⫎ GRAPHICCS ⫍
⬛ Good GODS that's gorgeous
⬛ Beautiful
☑️ Good
⬛ Decent
⬛ Bad
☑️ Don‘t look for too long
⬛ Nokia Phone Tier

⫎ GAMEPLAY ⫍
⬛ Amazing
☑️ Good
⬛ It's just gameplay
⬛ Eh
⬛ Watch paint dry instead
⬛ Not worth the pain

⫎ AUDIO / SOUNDTRACK ⫍
⬛ *Eargasms*
☑️ Really Something
⬛ Nice
⬛ Mediocre
⬛ Bad
⬛ I'm now deaf send help

⫎ PC REQUIREMENTS ⫍
⬛ Check if you can run paint
⬛ Potato
⬛ Decent
⬛ Fast
☑️ Rich boi
⬛ NASA tier

⫎ DIFFICULTY ⫍
⬛ Press 'W'
⬛ EZ
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
⬛ Significant braincell strain
⬛ Difficult
⬛ Souls-like

⫎ GRIND ⫍
⬛ Nothing to grind
⬛ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
⬛ Isn't necessary for progression
⬛ Average grindiness
⬛ Saturday night sεx worker
☑️ You'll need a 2nd life for this

⫎ STORY ⫍
⬛ None
⬛ Some lore
⬛ Average
☑️ Good
⬛ Poetic, really
⬛ Gods-Tier lorecrafting

⫎ TIME SINK ⫍
⬛ Long enough for a cup of tea
⬛ Short
⬛ Average
⬛ Long
☑️ Takes a couple centuries

⫎ PRICE ⫍
⬛ It's free!
⬛ Worth the price
☑️ Wait for a sale
⬛ If ya have spare money
⬛ Not recommended
⬛ As worthwhile as a Blizzard stock

⫎ BUGS ⫍
⬛ Never heard of
⬛ Minor bugs
⬛ Can get annoying
☑️ ARK: Survival Evolved
⬛ There's a game in there somewhere...

⫎ ?/10 ⫍
⬛ 1
⬛ 2
⬛ 3
⬛ 4
⬛ 5
☑️ 6
⬛ 7
⬛ 8
⬛ 9
⬛ 10
Posted 9 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
6,032.2 hrs on record (1,738.7 hrs at review time)
⫎ GRAPHICCS ⫍
⬛ Good GODS that's gorgeous
⬛ Beautiful
⬛ Good
☑️ Decent
⬛ Bad
⬛ Don‘t look for too long
⬛ Nokia Phone Tier

⫎ GAMEPLAY ⫍
⬛ Amazing
☑️ Good
⬛ It's just gameplay
⬛ Eh
⬛ Watch paint dry instead
⬛ Not worth the pain

⫎ AUDIO / SOUNDTRACK ⫍
☑️ *Eargasms*
⬛ Really Something
⬛ Nice
⬛ Mediocre
⬛ Bad
⬛ I'm now deaf send help

⫎ PC REQUIREMENTS ⫍
⬛ Check if you can run paint
☑️ Potato
⬛ Decent
⬛ Fast
⬛ Rich boi
⬛ NASA tier

⫎ DIFFICULTY ⫍
⬛ Press 'W'
⬛ EZ
⬛ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑️ Significant braincell strain
⬛ Difficult
⬛ Souls-like

⫎ GRIND ⫍
⬛ Nothing to grind
⬛ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
⬛ Isn't necessary for progression
⬛ Average grindiness
☑️ Saturday night sεx worker
⬛ You'll need a 2nd life for this

⫎ STORY ⫍
⬛ None
⬛ Some lore
⬛ Average
⬛ Good
⬛ Poetic, really
☑️ Gods-Tier lorecrafting

⫎ TIME SINK ⫍
⬛ Long enough for a cup of tea
⬛ Short
⬛ Average
⬛ Long
☑️ Takes a couple centuries

⫎ PRICE ⫍
☑️ It's free!
☑️ Worth the price
⬛ Wait for a sale
⬛ If ya have spare money
⬛ Not recommended
⬛ As worthwhile as a Blizzard stock

⫎ BUGS ⫍
⬛ Never heard of
☑️ Minor bugs
⬛ Can get annoying
⬛ ARK: Survival Evolved
⬛ There's a game in there somewhere...

⫎ ?/10 ⫍
⬛ 1
⬛ 2
⬛ 3
⬛ 4
⬛ 5
⬛ 6
⬛ 7
⬛ 8
⬛ 9
☑️ 10
Posted 29 November, 2021. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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6.7 hrs on record
I enjoyed it on mobile, and it's pretty good on here as well.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
I suffered through anime tiddies for achievements, and it was worth it.
Posted 22 August, 2018.
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