Ligma? LIGMA? YOU EXPECT *ME* TO FALL FOR LIGMA? HAH! A fool. A fool. I am threefold your IQ and sevenfold your strength. I will take you and force you to LIGMA BALLS.

What did ursa say when he saw roshan?
"So glad to see you, it's been aegis!"
This was very confusing to Roshan, as aegis is pronounced with an E sound, so what Ursa said was not a pun, nor did it make sense given the definition of the word aegis. Ursa took advantage of this moment of confusion to brutally murder Roshan and steal all his worldly posessions.

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/ ｜　　(´・ω ・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒＿⌒ゝーく　 ＼　　／
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　　 `ヽ `ー-‘人`ーﾉ /
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　　COME AT ME BRO

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THOU ART LAST!

I ARE FIRST!