bro hahaha thanks for the game

hahahahahaha dude that was fun +rep

+rep my bro

Fake bmw

signed by me

-rep tryhards retake like its faceit lvl 10 or a major

+ rep, salut, add moi stp, j'ai une proposition

gogo

e46 flex xdddd

-rep drž piču.

hacker

♥♥♥ using glock on retakes bot

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

+rep good Teammate

real ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep amazng player much lov for you <33

+rep Adding for trade

looks good

-rep cheater

+rep god on this game<3

+rep goed player

+rep goed player

+rep

I WAS HERE BEFORE THE BAN

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

-REP USING CHEAT

+rep gave me a free knife, top man

+rep

lovely bloke

so me and my bro tom have been best friends for a long time and are really close. i was at a party with him and my girl and we got really drunk. i was feeling really touchy and i sat on toms lap as a joke. he was holding me and i was about to fall asleep. my gf walked in and starting yelling at me calling me gay. this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous we are just bros doing bro ♥♥♥♥.

"Hey dude, have you ever played with owen?", "owen who?", "owen seven"
he was 0-7 in the game

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway."

Teacher: Who can tell me what are the best flammable materials?

Jewish Kid: Me Me Me

Teacher: ok, what else

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.