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Recent reviews by Venamous

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3 people found this review funny
278.6 hrs on record (253.7 hrs at review time)
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Sadie Adler so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the camp I get such a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Sadie. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sadies tight ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my babies

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with my Sadie Adler body pillow. I'd dressed her in an old set of pants and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Rdr2, I might not ever get to see Sadie again.
Posted 20 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
32.6 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i am good at killing civilians
Posted 28 December, 2022.
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1,280.2 hrs on record (366.5 hrs at review time)
my balls itch
Posted 28 October, 2022. Last edited 5 September, 2023.
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48.8 hrs on record (41.2 hrs at review time)
war crimes
Posted 5 October, 2022. Last edited 17 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
175.3 hrs on record (147.2 hrs at review time)
I am a 40 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game recently to try out since it was cheap, so he installed it on his computer and he started playing. A few days in and he already has 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just, watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. For my first time playing, I picked Commando and was mercilessly demolished by my own son. I asked my Son for help and he took me through some basic tips and tricks. Its been a struggle to learn, but I am finally getting to the point that I can play with my son. I loved it as it was the best time had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories, especially.
Posted 1 August, 2022. Last edited 15 August, 2022.
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56.0 hrs on record (20.5 hrs at review time)
many lives were lost due to my rocket designs
Posted 26 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
327.9 hrs on record (219.3 hrs at review time)
i drive
Posted 3 March, 2022. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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26.1 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
got nuked by some guy with the hard r as his name, worth the money
Posted 25 September, 2021. Last edited 18 February, 2022.
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37 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
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272.2 hrs on record (95.9 hrs at review time)
95 hours of my nutsack sticking to my leg when playing
Posted 28 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
57.9 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
all of my friends left me (win???)
Posted 28 March, 2021.
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