ANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT YOSHI IS ASLEEP UP ON THE TOP THE DANG CASTLE AND MARIO GETS THROUGH ALL THIS ♥♥♥♥ RIGHT AND THE PRINCESS IS LIKE YO THANKS FAM THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ WAS LIT THANKS FOR SAVING ME I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SMOOCH ON THE NOSE AND HE DOESNT EVEN GET THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAKE SHE PROMISTED HIM IN THE FIRST OF THE GAME BEFORE HE COME OUT THE PIPE WITH THE CAMERA MAN THATS SOME STRAIGHT UP GARBAGE THIS GAME SUCKS 0/10 DONT RENT IT FROM BLOCKBUSTER

ANYWAY AFTER DOING THIS ♥♥♥♥ HE GOES UP AND HES LIKE SO LONG GAY BOWSER AND THROWS BOWSERS ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS INTO A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINE LIKE WHY IS THAT ♥♥♥♥ HERE HE BLOWS UP AND THEN ♥♥♥♥♥ OUT A KEY HE TAKE IT MARIO THAT IS NOT BOWSER HE DIED BOWSER DIED AND NOT MARIO DID THOUGH I CAN SEE WHERE THAT MIGHT BE CONFUSING ANYWAY MARIO TAKE THE KEY AND STARTS OPENING UP DOORS AND TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM HAS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GHOST INSIDE IT SO MARIO ISNT LIKE I'M SCARED OF THAT ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HE GOES INSTEAD TO THE GHOSTS HOUSE AND STRAIGHT UP JACKS THE FOOL LIKE THE GHOST DIES CANONICALLY DIES RIGHT LIKE A SOUL DOESNT GO TO HEAVEN IT GOES TO SOUL GHOST TOWN IDK MAN IM NOT A DOCTOR ANYWAY MARIO GOES TO EGYPT AND KICKS A PYRAMIDS ♥♥♥♥ IN AND THAT WAS PRETTY COOL

HE HAS THE BIG HAT AND HE SAY ALL LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THE PRINCESS BEEN TOOK AND MARIO IS LIKE OH YA I KNOW BRUH I SEEN IT ANYWAY MARIO JUMPS INTO THE FIRST PAINTING AND ITS THIS PICTURTE OF LIKE A BOMB RIGHT SO HE JUMPS IN THERE AND THERE'S A WHOLE ASS MOUNTAIN INSIDE THIS PAINTING LIKE ITS A WHOLE NOTHER WORLD NOT LIKE A NORMAL ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS PAINTING SO ANYWAY MARIO IS LIKE I'M GONNA KICK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOUNTAINS ASS AND HE DOES THAT BUT WHEN HE GETS TO THE TOP IT TURNS OUT THERES A BIG BLACK GUY UP THERE AND YOU GOTTA KICK HIS ASS INSTEAD SO MARIO ANYWAY RIGHT HE PICKS THIS BIG ♥♥♥♥♥ UP AND HE GRABS HIS ASS AND IS LIKE YAHOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND THROWS HIM STRAIGHT ONTO HIS WHOLE ASS AND HE GO LIKE URNGH AND THEN HE DIES SO THEN ANYWAY A STAR FLYS OUT HIS ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS AND MARIO GETS IT LIKE UH YEAH I'M ABOUT STARS AND THEN HE GO HERE WE GO AND THEN HES BACK IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CASTLE

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED MARIO 64 IT'S REALLY COOL MARIO IS A RED HAT MAN AND HE JUMP LIKE WAHOO YIPPEE AND ANYWAY IT'S REALLY COOL CUZ THE COLORS ARE BRIGHT AND I LOVE HIM AND THE MUSIC IS COOL IT'S LIKE BOOPADEDOOPDEDOOPDOOP ANYWAY I GOT DISTRACTED YOU SEE BOWSER HE GOES TO PRINCESS PRINGLES CASTLE AND HE STEALS HER UP AND MARIO IS LIKE AW ♥♥♥♥ NO THAT'S SOME OLD SCHOOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIGHT HERE AND THEN HE RUNS INTO THE CASTLE LIKE YIP YHOOP WAHOO AND ANYWAY TODD OR TOOD IS THERE I FORGET

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