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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:31am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:07pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:18am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 9:36am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 9:40am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 9:41am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 9:44am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 8:53am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:10am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:27am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:55am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:05am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:39pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:23pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:38am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 12:59pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:19am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:00am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:50am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:43am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:11am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:36am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:12am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:15am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:44am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:17am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:50am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:08am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:57am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:57am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:12am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 8:31am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 11:27am