Recent reviews by George Reptiloyd

Fartshark

A good Total War game. At release.

Civ 5 DLCs: some original civs with unique twists and mechanics, religion mechanics, rudimentary ideology mechanics ("communist-fascism-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ western democracy")

Civ 6 DLCs: broken and unintuitive golden age mechanics, irrelevant copycat civs, shoehorned random and irrelevant female leaders that nobody heard or cared about and literal global warming
🤔

For some reason, instead of improving the game with expansions, the developers decided to turn it into a globohomo propaganda outlet.

Scam

As a Muslim, I cannot in good conscience endorse a game that promotes same-sex relationships or alludes to same-sex relationships without an explicit condemnation due do the inherent immoral nature of such.

Post Malone, more like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

It's bad, but I still play it ok ♥♥♥♥ off now

Pleasant balance between realism and fun/accessibility. Dope OST. You must tolerate and sometimes embrace camping playstyle, otherwise it might become too frustrating for some people, though. Good pricing, well worth the purchase at the release; no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLC/microtransaction schemes (sad that I even have to point that out as something positive nowadays).

Nothing special, but suprisingly fun in co-op at the max difficulty level. I know that even eating turds is more fun in co-op, but I think this game really benefits in a semi-tactical way from it.
Not sure if I'd pay the full price for the game.

Haven't had performance problems others seem to have, though.

This game is like a good Wangk: cheap satisfaction with a bit of regret.

Oy vey