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Splurtmon 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:46pm 
I loveee 😍Yassamala Harris🧚🏿🧚🏿, she’s not just gonna be president😻but she’s gonna be the yasssss 😈queen 🐝👸✊🏿of murica. Yasss 🔥slayyyy 💅gurllll. No 🙅🏿‍♀️🙅🏿‍♀️ more old crusty yt 🤢men in the queennnnsss😶‍🌫️ placeeeee. Plssss Yassamala 🥵complete the yassification 🥳of America.🥇🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸Make me your little 🤏🏿♥♥♥ ❤️slave 💦🍆plsssss. Stomp 😋me with your biggg yass queen boots 👢 like the little worm 🐛 I am😍.
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EM 23 Jul, 2019 @ 4:27pm 
bit of a pain in the ass (a good one ;))
Splurtmon 7 Dec, 2018 @ 8:08am 
whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is finally 👌🏼here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmASS tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍺👅💦💯 but don't forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u wanna get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of ur thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾 if u get 0️⃣ back then you're an UNGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get 🔟😋back ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌🏾 if u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 share in 6️⃣9️⃣😉💦 seconds or u won't get be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2️⃣❗️0️⃣❗️1️⃣❗️9️⃣❗️
Splurtmon 26 Dec, 2016 @ 5:00am 
♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuck
Splurtmon 14 Dec, 2015 @ 2:02pm 
It's just a prank bro
Lord Plebatron 12 Dec, 2015 @ 1:36am 
It's just a prank, bro.
Splurtmon 9 Mar, 2015 @ 4:56am 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_pWcqCqpI
Splurtmon 11 Nov, 2014 @ 1:37pm 
Condemn my race to genocide, if it meant that I could lay with you
I’d listen to a piercing squeal on a loop, to make this real with you
Forfeit, ground my civil-rights, if it meant I‘d save the life of you
I’d spit upon a bible, dear, if it meant I’d stay right here with you
Splurtmon 11 Nov, 2014 @ 1:37pm 
Anything for you (woah)
Anything for you (woah)
Anything for you
Anything for you!
Splurtmon 11 Nov, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
If Satan showed up with a gun, threatened “be disloyal I or I shoot”
I’d take it in the kneecaps, rather than to be that guy to you
I’d throw up every morning, pull my nails out, take a wrench to all my teeth
To put a ring upon your digit, have you fidget in your bed with me
Splurtmon 11 Nov, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
Anything for you (woah)
Do anything for you (woah)
Anything for you
Anything for you!
Splurtmon 11 Nov, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
Anything for you (woah)
Anything for you (woah)
Anything for you
Anything for you!
Splurtmon 11 Nov, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
I’d condemn my race to genocide
Anything for you!
Listen to a piercing squeal
Anything for you!
If it meant that I could lay with you
Anything for you!
If I could only make this real
Splurtmon 7 Oct, 2014 @ 1:34am 
Dank kush 420 blaze it 1v1 me irl rust skrub u wot u wona go shank ur nan
Splurtmon 17 Sep, 2014 @ 10:31am 
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Splurtmon 15 Aug, 2014 @ 10:52am 
Eric Bischoff gives little kids cancer.
Splurtmon 22 Jul, 2014 @ 10:33am 
NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU ARE!!!
Splurtmon 5 Jun, 2014 @ 3:52am 
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Splurtmon 23 Mar, 2014 @ 6:34am 
Eric Bischoff is life.