Recent reviews by Big Chuggus

I played this game for 4,4 hours and i can confidently say this probably is one of my favorite games off all time already

like this game is literally better than: any sexual activity, drugs, eating food, social contact.... literally this game is better than everything i ever did (okay thats a lie.... maybe.... idk... JUST PLAY THIS MASTERPIECE OKAY?)

10/10 game
Sold thousands of Bees so i can put a few golden bees into a hive
the sacrafice was worth it for the golden bees

besides that..... i mean.... you buy bees.... they make you honey.... you wait and time turns into honey (OMG TIME IS HONEY REFERENCE!?!?!??!)
then after you bought them you let them make honey... or you sell them to be able to buy 3 times the bees in a instance (i though it was called time is honey not labor is honey)

now i can be john beekeeper when i actually just sacrafice thousands of bees while i am trying to find golden mutated bees
(the cops are 100 meters from my house)

i mean... its a game.... its payday.... to be more exact payday the rougelike the campaine!
welcome to rockay city! the city with crime.... like only crime.... its literally gta all over again with buncha hot womem... atleast arcording to the game probaly idk i am illegal in 72 states

your are john crime boss (also known as travis baker) which is some drug dealing turd trying to get big! your mission is to actually be da crime boss? how do you do that? get them goons but not just any goons 2 types of them! the ones that your mateys and the one that are just your underpaid soilders!
the soilders are used to take over area to get that daily income while the mateys are just ai buddies.

how to crimeboss? you have 4 other crime bosses already in the area to fight with or chill with depending on your play style. the four horsemen of crimeboss are 1: some random women 2: some random asian 3: some random dude with Kazuma Kiryus drip (also known as john yakuza) 4: montana black. you can defeat them with either story heists or events or just by taking all thier land

how to payday? (AHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG)
the gameplay is payday... but kinda worse.... but also better... its like some aspects are worse but the entire gameplay solo is much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better cuz you can tell the ai what to do! oh and you can just switch characters mid heists (as in control your ai bots like its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garden warfere 2). the heists are kinda generic but randomised to the brim so have fun with your infinite replayability

how to hostile takeover? (loon bloon intensifies)
choose the right amount of soilders and get pvzing!
its basically cod... shoot the crap outta other soilders and sometimes thier henchmen bosses while you try to make your army survive. if its free real estate just pay some money and send 10 soilders over there and its good

how to get caught? wait wtf?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chuck norris disguised as some cop is trying to hunt you down. every day that passes he gets closer on your ass and if hes done with this investigation its game over baby, however with some good oll money you can slow him down

how to calender? you only have limtied soilders and heists to do in a in game day. and all your teammates have limited stamia. if you cant do anything else or want to skip to the next day you just need to hold down a button

the baker bouns? if you take john crimeboss himself to a mission you will make 50% more moolah but if he dies then rip your entire run cuz hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead

did whatever i just sound interesting? if yes i only scratched the surface of the game. after only 5,7 hours i can savely say to buy this game... new adventures await you for a reason buddy

counter strike is a great game

however instead of actually writng a review about cs2 i have other buissness to do
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10/10 game! i used steam achivment manager to get trading cards only to get any trading card. plus the main delevoper pissed of some ms paint dudes for including some strange ♥♥♥♥ in this game

(i never played a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ second of this game)

Soundpad truly is the software of all time.
your either the person to play the perfect sound effect at the perfect moment or the kind of guy to get a random song out of a phonk playlist and start playing said phonk song.

with the power of mp3, mp4 and whatever other files you can use this piece of software can allow you to ruin ear drums, make all your friends leave you, be a dj, be a life sound effect player, play a good song while some player in your cs2 match left and many more scenarios.

and if your bored just download a german porno and play that while the 3 other helldivers will be confused about what they ♥♥♥♥ they are hearing (ja streu ist infakt auf dem boden)

This Game is the Definition of Peak.

What are you doing by reading these reviews? drop your 20 dollars or euros and buy this masterpiece of a game

this is basically nothing more than a ressource intensive screen saver!
also its loved by alot of people with adhd or autism (just like me fr)
if you happen to have any of the 2 listed mental disabilites your gonna love this game! i have autism and adhd and i do infact love this game

this is nothing more than pay 2 win garbage....
and i used some "interesting software" to use these p2w weapons and i must say holy sweet mother of jesus not paying in this game is a nightmare

just play pixel gun world made by robdev