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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 5:10am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 5:24am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:10am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 6:27am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 3:55am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:03am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:38am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 11:09am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:17am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 6:59am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36am



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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