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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 10:43pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 11:31pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 2:06am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 12:46am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 9:52am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:35pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:00pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:06pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 11:45am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 11:47am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 1:39am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 11:42pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 10:01pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 9:11pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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