Recent reviews by WAR M ACHINED

Thugg Lyfe simulator 2015

I will start off by saying I did not try the voice mode. Its 6am, and I live in an aptartment building. My neighbors dont want to hear me shouting UP!
This game has a lot of character and the kind of Steampunk feel to it, that can draw you in.
The game mechanics were pretty simple. Alla mouse click anyhow, Follow the current's, drop the package, dont hit things, land on the pad.
I enjoyed what I put into it, for my 0.14 cents. This card collection booster game, might actually get a second look

Did i mention Steampunk?!

This game is amazing. I couldnt say enough about it. Whether your adapting it like chess. Or just messing around running 3D scenerios. Bishop Hunts rook, Hunts Knight Hunts you. I dont care if the score board is real or makes any difference. When I can sneak into arrayed pretend, I killed my lover, not jump over the bushes, come back. And kill bishop, rook and pawn and score a 9....... Sign me up for the leaderboards!!!!!!

It looks nice. the UI for the skill tree is a little fluffy...... But ARPG's need choices
Thinly veiled attempt at faction makes for options, such as city quest work, story chaining, or heavy strategy.
Mechanics are smooth, at least, what I can use of them
I like it I hope they add more before they either dont release it. Or just go full patch

Spaceship flies ---------------> you shoot. its awesome. it sucks. I dont know, how old am I! What year is it! Get off my lawn damn kids!

I really wish there was a way to give this an I dont give a crap or play at your own risk recommendation. I was overthrown for challenging a Duke who basically called me slut, Poisoned by chocolates because I didnt know enough about dogs and no matter what I do my cousin or I always gets bitten by a snake. The game is interesting, Ill give it that. But no matter how high my skill's are I seem to always fail the checks, No matter what choices I make. The interaction I prepared for doesnt happen or I succeed a check and it makes very little diffence in the outcome. The reviews Ive read basically say the game is addicting. Its a love hate realtionship. I suppose thats true, but having a 45 in history and elegance and I still fail the check makes the game just feel like no matter what you would be pretty much doomed to fail regardless

Do you love using google and youtube to figure out the solution to every single trash quest in a game?!
Do you love playing an MMO in 4 hour bursts every 24 hours to farm even the lowest level of quests?!
Have you ever wanted to spam "trade" for hours at a time to get French people who dont speak english to do dungeon runs?!
THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

This game is incredibily frustrating. I telll my colony to build food sources, and harvest resources. They decide, they should get firewood from the resverves and pick up food from the storage shed. I tell them to build a forester lodge and a well, We run out of resources and they decide, they are cold and hungry and need to go home, instead of gathering wood and stone. Then 16hrs later a building catches fire or a tornado blows through and everything Ive tried so hard to do, is lost!
Its a good game, its not Simcity or Tropico, where you build it and it happens. As Ive said the sims have lives which keeps me bonded with my/their struggle and keeps pulling me back to this somewhat bare bones and incredibly frustrating simulator. I havent tried any of the mods from Workshop, but Im getting there.
8.2/10 Would grind my teeth again

Im not sure what the objective of the game is. If there even is one. But I was a dead goat in a jetpack rolling around on the ground for 5 minutes, and I got an achievement. 10/10

Where do I begin? How do I write an honest positive review for such an imperfect game, that has brought me so many hours of fun?! Well Ill start by saying yes the game is very glitchy, however the devs, while working on sequel continously patch and bugfix this game, and Ill warn you right now like everyone else if you play this you will beg for the co-op this game should have been released with! Wow that was one hell of run on sentence!
If you love just killing zombies and hordeing resources buy the DLC (Breakdown) and go nuts, The story in this game is pretty good, You become very atteched to what at first seem to be disposable community members, and when they die they die!. No save and reload kiddies. Graphics mediocre, controls average, But it has a lot to offer in a (hopefully) upcoming sequel WITH co-op. And this is the Devs first title and they are listening and trying to fix this buggy super fun zombie survival adventure game. When it boils down to it we all still play videogames to have fun right?