Lust's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:11am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:59pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:56pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:31am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:27am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

5 / 30