For every human on planet Earth, there exist 1 million stars in the cosmos. Their light shining endlessly into the abyss of the universe, they do not know if it will ever reach the eyes of a being which can comprehend it. The light of a star illuminated my path, and shown down upon a note which landed in my path. As I read the three words handwritten upon it, I feel a sense of dread. An urgency fills my mind, as my heart beats faster, adrenaline fills my bloodstream, my eyes scan every dark corner and my eyes hear every distant rustle in the brush: "Find John Goondiver."

I searched far and wide, beginning my journey across this planet in search of the one Mr. Goondiver. I crossed the Atlantic by boat, then traveled across Europe by train and horseback. I crossed the Caucus and climbed the steppes, hiked through the Urals and took a caravan across the Gobi Desert. In the end, my travels were halted, and I was region locked to China. Though hope was dwindling, the communist party took some pity on me, and granted me access to my steam account, allowing me to search for the man whilst they held me in captivity.

I write this now to you, Sir Goondiver, as I have finally found you. I had thought the words which I hoped to say to you would come easily in your presence, and yet the mind fails me now. There is one thing that I am sure of, though, the feelings of anxiety have ceased since I have lied eyes upon this steam profile. I know not why this light which emanates from the 480p monitor which has graciously been gifted to me by the glorious leader calms me so, but I would attribute it to the same majesty with which man places upon the stars. A light inside of the abyss, being observed by but one man in this universe, and because of that observation, that star has found purpose in the darkness. Its light stretches across time and space, infinite in that which it touches, but if it were not for the man, the lone observer, it would not matter to the universe if that star were to exist.

Thank you, John Goondiver. Your light shall guide me once more to freedom after the CCP finish removing the sweatshop worker from the suicide net outside of my window. Together, we shall shine.

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One shot, click-click-click, reload, reload, reload
Twenty thousand THB, make a call to Nino
Western union, six-zero-zero-zero
I go easy mode, cheat code, cheat code, cheat code
Three stars, one that is you
(Loss and gain)
Reload, reload, reload
One shot, click-click-click, reload, reload, reload
Twenty thousand THB, make a call to Nino
Western union, six-zero-zero-zero
I go easy mode, cheat code, cheat code, cheat code
Drain gang, GTB, you know we go psycho
At the Texaco gas station, talkin' on the phone
Can't stay here, I've got to go, this feeling won't leave me alone
I stay off the road, incoming, watching through the scope
Ice cream truck (yeah)
Cherry on top (yeah)
Gate on lock (yeah)
I can't stop (yeah)
Mansion in the hills (yeah)
Blue pills (yeah)
Time stands still (yeah)
Open seven seals
This the VIP life (the VIP life)
I mix that dirty with the Sprite
Black bottle with the ice (with the ice)
Yeah, all the stars align
How am I still alive? (GTB until I die)