A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"

It's COCKtober, u know what that means! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month!! send this to 12 of ur closet hoes that love that ♥♥♥♥!! THOT-O-WEEN is upon us !! If you get this message you are queen of the thots!!! Forward this to of the ThOtTiEsT thots that you know will get some soon !!! If you don't, be prepared for 69 days of bad luck!

My girlfriend Vetle is a very kinky norweigan and definitely a dominant. I’d say about 90% of the sex we have occurs when he plays the man (he wears an 8 inch strap on ♥♥♥♥, his 0.4 inches is not enough) and I play the woman (I get put in chastity and that is considered my “clit” and I wear whatever outfit and makeup he wants me to wear). In addition to pegging he also loves receiving oral as well as tying me up and spanking/flogging me. He doesn’t like to be penetrated often but when he does he is always on top. I am allowed to ♥♥♥ usually about once a week but he edges me every night until I’m on the verge of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but then denies me.

I had to confess this because I have never told anyone and this isn’t something I can brag to my bros about. Send help.

-rep for longer boi

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