t

still overweight and smellier

is overweight and smelly

Although each of the world's countries

would like to dispute this fact,

we French know the truth:

The best food in the world

is made in France.

The best food in France

is made in Paris.

And the best food in Paris, some say,

is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau.

Gusteau's restaurant

is the toast of Paris,

booked five months in advance.

And his dazzling ascent

to the top of fine French cuisine

has made his competitors envious.

He is the youngest chef ever

to achieve a five-star rating.

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