Been sitting here in my stained underwear, my arse sweat seeping into my Secretlab OMEGA 2020 Series Stealth chair, so much grease between my titan clenched cheeks that it catalyses the brown stains on my boxers from three weeks prior - decorating my chaffing marks like a fresh Dominoes Sweet Texas BBQ pizza - but I can't stop staring at the screen. Stalin's rotten truffle stares me right in the face and I have to please this glorious leader, or have my brains plant the wall like the liquid fart that decorates my arse.

Truly a great experience, simple navigation through menus so it's a good game to get your kids started into PC gaming.

TLDR: It's aight. ;)

Been sitting here in my stained underwear, my arse sweat seeping into my Secretlab OMEGA 2020 Series Stealth chair, so much grease between my titan clenched cheeks that it catalyses the brown stains on my boxers from three weeks prior - decorating my chaffing marks like a fresh Dominoes Sweet Texas BBQ pizza - but I can't stop staring at the screen. Stalin's rotten truffle stares me right in the face and I have to please this glorious leader, or have my brains plant the wall like the liquid fart that decorates my arse. Truly a great experience, simple navigation through menus so it's a good game to get your kids started into PC gaming. TLDR: It's aight. ;)