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1.7 hrs on record
its fun
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
100.7 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good game. 10/9
Posted 31 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
100.4 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
Stardew valley is a bad game.
Posted 13 March, 2019.
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97 people found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
There is no game here. There is no pressure to solve the puzzle in a certain time frame. There is no penalty if you make an error. It's just a bunch of pointless clicking to reveal a lewd anime girl. You can go online and look at lewd animes girls without an unnecessary amount of clicking and without having to pay.
Putting softcore hentai behind annoying busy work and a paywall is a real scumbag move.
Posted 24 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
575.5 hrs on record (402.5 hrs at review time)
Meh
Posted 25 April, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
39.6 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I have to say, this is one of the only early access games I have played that I didn't realise it was early access until someone told me. I have played for 15 hours now and haven't encountered a single bug. Also incredibly enjoyable.
Posted 28 October, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
76.6 hrs on record (48.4 hrs at review time)
Emptied an entire magazine into an unarmoured enemy. He cartwheeled fowards and round-house kicked me. I died instantly from full health and armour.

10/10 would get kicked again.
Posted 23 October, 2014.
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8 people found this review helpful
472.8 hrs on record (192.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game was unplayable 7 months ago and it's still unplayable now. The developers continue to add new features and items such as campfires and more hats but refuse to address bugs that have been in the game since day one. This game has so much potential to be great but the developers are steering it in the wrong direction. This isn't a question about it being early access; people can just keep using that as an excuse. This game is broken and needs to be fixed, not just painted over.

I stopped playing awhile back and gave the Dayz developers a chance to sort themselves out. I played for maybe half an hour today (the first time in a long time) and was actually suprised that the game had declined since I had last played. Melee is still bad if not worse, I found that about 5% of my attacks actually connected with an enemy.

The preformance is still terrible, even on a decent computer I was forced to lower my settings right down to get a semi-respectable frame rate, (which is no different than how it was 7 months ago.) You would think that on a computer than can run Far Cry 3 at a silky smooth frame rate, Dayz would pose no problem, but this is obviously not the case.

I didn't really put too much though into this rant and am going to post it before I properly go over and spell/ grammar check, But I think that seems fitting because, in the same sense, it's exactly what the developers of Dayz do. More and more "STABLE" updates being released, only causing more and more bugs and glitches, obviously showing that the devs are releasing these updates without properly testing them. They just throw together some random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and glue it all together with a new hat, then, ta-da the next Dayz update.

Do I think is game is worth 30 dollars? Not even close. I gave up on thinking "well, let's just give it a few more months, then I bet it will be great," Because as more and more months pass, I see that infact, the opposite is happening. The game is just getting worse and worse and the devs are just doing some huge run around with their fingers up their arse's as Dayz stews in a pot of bugs, preformance issues, lack of content, and what appears to be general indifference from the devs.

Posted 16 October, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
16.3 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun
Posted 23 March, 2014.
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582.0 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Yeah it's good
Posted 8 January, 2014.
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