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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 2:44am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2015 @ 11:45pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 7:44am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 7:49am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 3:55am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 7:27am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 2:53pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 1:42am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 2:27pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 2:44am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 1:42am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 8:12am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 1:42am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2015 @ 11:45pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 1:42am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2015 @ 11:45pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 12:42pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 3:51am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 12:45pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 4:50am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 10:05am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 8:10am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 2:44am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 2:44am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 2:44am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 12:47pm



Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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