You are about to be sued for slander. I may or may not win anything, but you are going to be forced to get your ass to a court house. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the wrong person man. You're a little punk and I am about to put you in your place.
I can't wait to see how arrogant you are when your parents call you to let you know they have court papers forcing you to show up to court. You will most likely receive them in 2-3 weeks. Enjoy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I sexually Identify as a Tropical Fruit Stand. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of displaying ripe and juicy melons to passers-by at a modest price. People say to me that a person being a fruit stand is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a carpenter install oak planks, hand carved signage and ornate wooden wheels on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "FruityTooty" and respect my right to sell melons and plantains. If you can't accept me you're a fruitophobe and need to check your sugary produce privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

A large lad postulated on the edge of his seat
Thinking about the villainy of Mr. Meat
The cusp of his head bore the truth of the matter
Feeding on fallacies, Stephen only grew fatter
Voluptuous man with a body so wide
that all of Glen Rock High School could fit inside
Stephen reminisced for the days when he was skinny and scrawny
and dreamed every night about
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