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never mind.
MAYBE LEWD MAYBE NOT
Somewhere along the line, I think you've forgotten that, buddy, and now... you must be... 're-educated'.
*A group of shadowy figures in hooded cloaks and Shrek masks gather round Hikki chanting and tie him to a chair. They proceed to light incense all around him, filling the room with onion scented smoke.*
"Shrek is love. Shrek is life."
*They offer Hikki a cup of black tea. It looks delightful. Dark, deep, flavourful and pure. Hikki leans forward to take a sip, when one of them pulls it back.*
"Oh..."
they exclaim
"We forgot to add the milk and sugar. You can't enjoy your tea without milk and sugar, how foolish of us!"
*Before Hikki can protest, one of the cultists comes up from behind Hikki and gags him, forcing him to watch as cultists pour milk and sugar in the tea.*
"Oh no! Well, it's not too bad, my pal Jof would still drink that!" Hikki pontificates,
1 spoon of sugar...
"Ugh, what are they doing!? Tea is not a sweet drink! Oh well, my friend Sammy would still drink that!"
More milk and sugar...
"Two lumps! That's vulgar, but not unheard of! The tea is completely ruined!"
More...
"Oh noes, it's more milk now than tea, so much sugar, surely only Swince could enjoy such a peverse beverage!!"
More, more and more. The cup begins to overflow, getting more and more pale. Hikki struggles against his bonds, his protests muffled by the gag. The disgusting display is too much for him, that good tea tortured and mangled. He becomes faint, and finally surrenders to unconciousness.
"How could I have lost my way?" Hikki ponders aloud
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life!"
Shrek, still speechless, emits a warm smile and takes Hikki in his embrace. A solitary tear slides down Hikki's cheek onto Shrek's shoulder.
The end.
وهمومها هي بهجة ايامي
حديتي معكم منقشاتي
قساوتي مع حبي هية نكهة
ايامي التي اصبحة تبعد
عني الوحدة التي يمكن ان
تكون رفيقا لي في اي يوم
من الايام دامت بادن الله
صداقتي لكم ودامت
افراحكم
ومسراتكم واعيادكم و
Don't forget the lighter, thank you.
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Hay, Hikki, how comes no one comments on your profile no more? Where'd all your friends go?
http://en.anno-online.com/en/homepage
♠♠♠♠♠♠
(˔͜͠°˔͜͠°˔͜͠°˔͜͠°˔͜͠°˔͜͠°˔͜͠°˔͜͠☺
Joferpillar
*Hikki slowly rouses from his slumber to see a fat 4ft5 anthropomorphic spaniel dog leering over his bed*
I have no mind to Anwyl,
Close my Jeev and Swince awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Hikki!
Come on! Come on!
Take it!
Take another little piece of my heart, now Hikki!
BREAK IT! Break another little piece of my heaaaart!
(You know you got it if it makes you feel good!)
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤