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Recent reviews by Wunut

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1 person found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
This game be so fine, like a sloppy whopper fresh off the griddle
If that doesn't make sense to you that is okay, try reading a second time to better absorb the info
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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23.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This is almost as good as "Eets Chowdown" but sadly despite there being 500 food monsters I haven't seen Eets once so 0/10 "it has a little something for everyone"
Nah this game rules best beat em up I've played in a while, would highly recommend I'll be excited to see updates
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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17 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Don't listen to people baby raging that they "Paid for daily quests!!!" I can't even believe people would complain about paying for a DLC that openly says it adds unlocks and quests to keep you playing a dope game to unlock doper clothes in it lol
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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9.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
This game is the ever and I would punch and also I would punch and I would punch and also I would probably punch and also I would punch and also I would kiss June on her hot bug mouth and I cannot say which one but you can use your detective skills
Posted 4 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Pizza 👍
Posted 7 March, 2023.
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434.9 hrs on record (408.2 hrs at review time)
Brawlhalla is the game where you!
Mammoth coins are way too pricey though like DANG I hate paying $13 just to play as a "new character"
That's insane, idk how it's still that pricey but like yeah wth
Posted 17 November, 2022.
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4.0 hrs on record
This game looks really cool, it even has some cool ideas, and has some pretty silly jokes and character. But sadly, it's shallow, grindy gameplay, lack of functional settings and controls, straight up broken game mechanics, buggy characters doesnt get outweighed by it's positives. This game seems like something SOMEONE had put a lot of passion into, then something happened and they pushed out a crappy buggy mess. It's really sad honestly, this game seems like something that could have been a classic gem, but instead it's just a polished turd where a jewel could have laid.
Posted 8 September, 2021.
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861.8 hrs on record (611.4 hrs at review time)
Very cool! What game is this?
Posted 22 April, 2021.
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113.8 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
It's real good
Posted 31 October, 2019.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Genital Jousting is a really goofy game with a story about a terrible young male seeking love in all the wrong ways in all the wrong places, and doing so while trying to maintain an appearance of collectiveness and experience despite having neither, it’s an incredibly silly but realistic story of self toxicity and how we sometimes assume correlation is causation with love and try to change ourselves to acquire it. It’s at it’s core a rise and fall of a character who seeks self gratification and lacks total personality or compassion, it’s a sad portrayal of a very average person who struggles with themselves emotionally and falls down a hole of self loathing and poor choices, the resolution of the tale being the main characters life long friend showing that it’s okay to show weakness and that all people are worthy of love should they see that there’s more to love than sex, and though the main character never ends up with a partner, he gains a strong sense of self worth and bond with his friend whom he’s grown with.
This games story isn’t long or overly complicated it’s just a terrible and relatable story that gives a super simple ultimatum:
Don’t dwell on love, sex, or material goods, instead appreciate the people around you and the love you have for them and yourself
And that penises are really funny
Thank you and sorry for reading

Reminder: A penis game reminded me the piece of advice of “if you’re looking for love, love yourself, be kind, be courteous with your desires, and appreciate what you have rather than what you’re missing”
And I think that’s about the stupidest resolution you could receive from a penis game
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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