"I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I don't eat McDonald's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ okay The ♥♥♥♥ would give you that idea I would eat that ♥♥♥♥?!"

"I got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38's
Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the ♥♥♥♥♥ never end"
"You can't touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Biggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot Glocks
HAH, that's how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread"

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"Okay, this is how you do it. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking about a little monkey or some "dancing chimpanzee" ♥♥♥♥, I mean a freaking orangutan. Don't ask me how to get an orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan is called Clyde. This is indisputable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just the way the world works. So you and Clyde become the man (and monkey) about town. You are seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and your friends go out in large groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan."

Rule number 1: If it goes out, it also goes in.
Rule number 2: You can’t lose your virginity if you’ve already lost it.
Rule number 3: Nothing is free, unless you steal it.
Rule number 4: If Turtle speaks: “hippity hoppety”, you get off his property.
Rule number 5: No touching in the no no square.