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New Zealand 
An entire city surrounded by an airport.
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Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
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Fry: Augh, I am so unlucky. I've run over black cats that were luckier than me.
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The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].
-- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
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The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein
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Brian: Jake brought vodka to the school dance, and Chris got blamed for it, and it's really turn his life upside-down face. [Stewie stares at Brian in disbelief]
Tom Tucker: It's no concern to me if it's turned his life upside-down face, Jake's a good boy! Isn't that right, Jake?
Jake Tucker: Yeah!
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Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you
only have to climb it once.
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