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114 of 127 (90%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:58am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 3:00pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:47am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:10pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 1:23pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 5:49am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 7:28am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 10:43am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:27pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 11:07am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 3:08pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:03pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 8:05am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:48am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 5:06am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 6:58am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 3:19pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 2:36pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:26am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:29am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 4:06pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 2:46am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 1:45pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 4:15pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:56pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:42am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 5:52am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:06am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:52am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:53am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:39am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:25am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 1:07pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 5:47am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:06am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 10:00am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:57am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:45am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 1:22pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 9:28am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 10:05am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 10:11am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 4:14pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 1:40pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:24am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:59am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:23am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:46am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:48am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:11pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 1:24pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:14pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 2:19am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:22pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 1:37pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:49am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:17pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:27pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:28pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:52am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:11pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:30pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 7:20am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:06pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:05pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 1:25pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:20am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 6:59am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:12pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 1:27pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 1:31pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 11:09am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 1:03pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 12:08pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:16pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:18pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 6:18am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:00pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 11:50am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 1:36am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 2:30pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 11:25am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 5:42am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:37am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 5:42am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:54am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:46am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 12:14pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:49am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 5:49am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 11:56am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 12:02pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 1:23pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 5:26am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 12:26pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 1:25pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 11:15am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 11:46am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 12:43pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 4:58pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 9:22am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 5:31pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 4:55pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 9:11am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 5:06pm



BFF

Lick a friend

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.