You're the simp, not me <3

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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BRO HAND. IF U WERE BRO FIST PASTE THIS ON BRO FIST PROFILE TO HAND HIM! Hand is BETTERT THAN FIST BECUASE IT HAS.. 5 FINGERS + HAND. 5 times AWESOME. COPY AND PAST

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Hello, I am a Reddit Armchair programmer™ . I am a member of an elite programming group called Le Reddit Army, where everyone is an expert at everything. I am an expert at VAC and Counter-Strike programming. Even though I can't show you any proof of experience, my mum told me I am smart and I took some programming courses in high school (which I failed anyway because I am very intelligent but the education system did not motivate me).

Today I am here to tell the incompetent cretins at Valve how to do their jobs by using my vast intellect and euphoria to solve this game's most important problems. All they have to do is add these lines of code:

spectator.smoke = player.smoke;
jump.hitbox.fix();
server.tick = 128;
server.cheats = false;
pistols.nerf();
echo "Praise le reddit armie";
It is that simple, Valve. I will await your hiring offer at any moment.