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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:02am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 6:36am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm