I metaphysically identify as a Guardian Wisp. Ever since I was young I dreamed of being a force older than time, a sentient manifestation of the charge that binds particles together. People say to me that being a fundamental is impossible but I dont care, I'm beautiful, and from realms far beyond mortal understanding. I'm having a plastic surgeon install tiny rotating explosive balls orbiting my body, and also replacing my entire body with a giant, floating mote of light. I'm working with a voice coach, and I'm getting pretty good at communicating only in a series of beeps and boops. From now on I want you guys to call me "Io" and respect my right to occupy all planes of existence at once. If you cant accept me, you are Chaos Knight scum and I'll never relocate you anywhere you want to go. Thank you for being so understanding.