You're at the red-light again, your girls changing the radio station again and to your despair you see a Camaro and Mustang rolling up. your mouth says I've got these clowns watch this babe, she says no no no not again I'm embarrassed for you almost everytime. Your girl says oh damn actually me might get these guys it's a 4cylinder mustang and 99 V6 Camaro and I forgot you just put that cold air intake on and the sticker and your offyou've got at least a length on them until the mustang cruises right by you and Camaro squeaks by to with the driver trying to give the baby. Already shrunken and deflated she realizes the other cars were not even racing. time to step up to the big leagues my friend were talking about teriyaki rice you'll have more hunnies in that seat than a tanning salon on a college campus. It' take some getting used to all the power but hey the rewards are worth it. Instant coolpoints. No more Wales and you'll be a bro with show and go. Come get some!

You, Me, Gas Station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese™️. Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution, overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, and black out again. Wake up, white out, which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin’ in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!

hey, added ;3

ok, can u mark on backpack.tf that it is nfs

is your orbiting planets fish hat for trade

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