Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they’re large enough for to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and their impressive base stats for hp and access to acid armor, you can be rough with this one. Due to their mostly water biology, there’s no doubt that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn moves the moves attract, baby-doll eyes, captivate, charm, and tail whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities water absorb and hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other pokémon can come close to this level of compatibility.