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The Entirely Normal Plankton track the scent left by the Fail Whale, and they find him two minutes later in the corner of the Steam Profile Page. The plankton then attack the words 'FAIL' on the back of the Fail Whale, hoping that, without those words, the Fail Whale would become an Entirely Normal Whale.
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(They doubled while falling through the space-time continuum)
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. . . .
The Entirely Normal Plankton begins to reproduce. It splits into two.
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Then each of those split into two, making four.
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Then they divide again, making eight.
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Then sixteen.
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And before long, an Entire Army of Entirely Normal Plankton is born, numbering sixty-four.
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The Entirely Normal Whale and the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale send the Entire Army of Entirely Normal Plankton to attack the Abnormal Baby Fail Whales of the Abnormal Sister of the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale.
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Sadly, the Abnormal Sister of The Son of the Entirely Normal Whale is the FemaleWhaleFriend of the Fail Whale.
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And she is one of those female whales that put MaleWhaleFriends above their nuclear family.
So The Abnormal Sister of The Son of the Entirely Normal Whale sends out all her her Abnormal Baby Fail Whales to attack The Entirely Normal Whale and The Son of the Entirely Normal Whale.
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She had a lot of children to spare...
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The Son of the Once Entirely Normal whale appears and uses genetic splicing to replace the mutated cells in the Entirely Abnormal Whale with Entirely Normal Cells. Thus, the Entirely Abnormal Whale turns back into...
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An Entirely Normal Whale!
Unfortunately, one of the side effects causes the Erradicating Radioactive Plankton to turn into an Entirely Normal Plankton. *relatively happy music"
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Sadly, along with The Somewhat Small Harmless Bunny rabbit, the entirely normal whale has also swallowed some Erradicating Radioactive Plankton, turning the entirely normal whale into the..... ENTIRELY ABNORMAL WHALE! *scary music*
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The Somewhat Small Harmless Bunny rabbit is devoured by an even larger entirely normal whale.
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The Big Bad Bunny rabbit strikes, his attack knocking his opponent out with the force of 1 billion hurtling carrots. He is a force to be reckoned with.
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You've been defended by an entirely normal whale! If you have been attacked by the "Fail Whale" post the entirely normal whale on your page and the effects of the "Fail Whale" will be negated!
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You've been attacked by the "Fail Whale"! Send him to attack 10 other people or you are a fail! Once you have the "Fail Whale" attack your 10 people post the whale on your page