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Meet Trench, the Kriegsman. Trench isn't just a name; it's a lifestyle.

While other guardsmen are enjoying their rations, Trench is digging another trench. When others are dreaming of a life without war, Trench is dreaming of better trench designs. He doesn't sleep; he waits in the trench.

Trench's hobbies include:
- Digging trenches
- Maintaining trenches
- Naming trenches after fallen comrades
- Writing trench poetry (Sample: "Roses are red, violets are blue, if you're in my trench, I'm watching you.")

When the Commissar yells "CHARGE!" Trench hears "DIG DEEPER!" His trench isn't just a hole in the ground; it's a fortress, a home, a lifestyle.

While you're reading this, Trench is out there, digging. Because in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war, and Trench is ready for it.

Long live Trench, hero of the 83rd Siege Regiment. He doesn't just survive; he thrives... in his trench.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Astra Militarum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable self off the face of the Emperor's realm, you little wretch. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Emperor-damned fool. I will rain fury upon you and you will drown in it. You're frakking dead, heretic.

What the heck did you just frakking say about me, you heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Krieg Death Korps, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Chaos strongholds, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top marksman in the entire Imperium. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my frakking words.

You think you can get away with saying that heretical trash to me over the Vox? Think again, scum. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your signal is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're frakking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my lasgun.

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Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.