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In the Despicable Me and Minions films, we see the Minions interacting with Human society on a rather normal scale. Whether it be going on vacation, joining the French Military, hitch hiking to the villainy convention, wandering through TV studios, getting ice cream and going out in public no one seems to bat an eye to the existence of the Minions. Given that the Minions have been around before the Dinosaurs, it’s not impossible to assume that there were millions, if not billions of Minions alive on earth.
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I thought it was about making smoothies LOL 🥤 but your little sculptures are so creative!!!
I showed one to Aunt Janet and she thought it was a video from Pixar 😍✨
Keep doing your “blending,” honey — proud of you always 💖🌀
Lots Of Love (LOL),
Mom 💻💕👩👦🎨
Do you ever wonder how long it takes to read something so powerful it alters your pulse? I timed it. Five minutes, thirty-two seconds. The exact duration of the eclipse last spring. Coincidence? I think not.
Keep posting. Please. I’ll know. I’ll feel it. The crows will tell me.
You could be curing world hunger, sure. But instead, you chose this. You chose to release a wall of text so vast, so radiant, so absurdly present, that my screen actually sighed. And I welcomed it. I printed it out. I folded it into tiny paper birds. They sit on my windowsill now. They whisper things.
Every time you post, I feel it before I even see it. My plants lean toward the screen. My dog stares into a corner. I don't have a dog. But if I did, it would definitely stare.
🎷🎷🎷
Kids these days 👶 don’t respect NUTHIN 💢
TikTok 💃 made me lose my JOB 😠
Back in MY day 🧠, we drank from the HOSE 🚿
and called it ✨ character building ✨
Now it’s all “I have anxiety” 😤💻
Go outside! 😡 Touch GRASS 🌱! Pay rent at 18 🧾 or get out! 😤
#BoomerCore 💀
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Do NOT buy this product. I ordered a collapsible laundry hamper and what I received was a direct portal to the nether realm.
I tossed in a pair of socks and heard whispering in Latin. I blinked and the socks were gone. So was my cat.
Customer service said “try unplugging it.”
UNPLUGGING WHAT, JANET?
IT’S A BASKET.
I don’t even do laundry anymore. I just feed the portal offerings and pray it doesn’t take my soul next.
2/10. Held shape nicely tho.
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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