Hey can you add me as a friend? I have some pogs that need pogging and I was told you're the person to go to, thanks

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Hey can you add me as a friend? I have some pogs that need pogging and I was told you're the person to go to, thanks

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I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

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(╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^) uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 weedie-chans drug ♥♥♥♥♥ is so good! (ﾉ´ з )ノ everything is daijobu ! n-nani??(O_O;) eehh munchie-sama is over now...
(´• ω •)ﾉ devours pocky and left over cummies uwaaa~ daisuki cannabis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ =w=

h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!!
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hi every1 im new… holds up fedora. my name is bob but feel free 2 call me t3h fedora of D0oM!!!!!!! as u can see im very sophisticated and intelligent,…. that y i came to this atheist subreddit so i can meet other smart atheists -.- im 46 years old (i still act like im 10 lol) i like 2 watch jeopardy w/ my grandma (yes ive seen her naked….) we enjoy yelling "suk it trebek" at the screen.. my grandma is smart 2 but she is a jew. so i came here 2 meet new people like me (smart atheists) like they say op is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lol!!!! lol ok guyz anyways plz give me lots of upboats. I LIKE CEREAL!!!!!!!! oops sorry lol i have adhd lol ok toodles!!!!!
waffles and luvs,
bob

shlap 👏 shlap 👏 shlap the sound of my 📢 TITTIES 📢 hitting the bars of my minecraft jail LET 🔊 ME 🔊 OUT 🔊 !!! LET 🔊 ME 🔊 OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 🔊 !!!

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Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the 7th grade love? I thought not. 90% of the Jedi would not tell you. since u have read this, u will be told a sith legend 2night. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power... if u don't pass this on nine comments your apprentice will kill u in your sleep. Ironic. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you could save others from death...but not yourself in the next 53 minutes

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very strong sense of regret for never having done it, because your aim in CS:GO gave me cancer anyway.

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Daddy loves me move than you. He gives me his 🍆 💦💦💦

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He's sucked me off 248 times, I have a stattrak ♥♥♥♥.

Eats my ass on the daily and I love it. He's my daddy and I love him 😘😘 only real daddy's should post here 😍 he makes me feel so good when he gives me his 🍆 and afterwards his 💦💦💦 makes me feel good 🐙😏😘

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TD = Bad at TTT & CSGO. & Bad detective

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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