Just a Carrot
Doing stupid stuff in general.

The Wall of 100 Gifts (More yet to come)

"Type 1 of a kind!" -Lemon's Bride :)

"My whole world has changed. To protect my friends, I let my feelings explode, and swing the sword of my soul!" -Captain Shiba

"Now I just senselessly repeat jokes in desperate hopes to get some semblance of a laugh out of someone. I cannot stop my being endlessly reposted and abused by the users. The lifeblood of my humour is bleeding dry, and every day I become more of a shadow of my own self... So yes, I am a meme." -Hydrus

“My favorite British mother." -Lor

"To The best door, may all go well for you." -Arti

"I wanna be known as 'SSSatisfaction'
Sounds like a cool name
• SSSatisfaction" -SSSatisfaction

"I bought door ultrakill and all I got was this stupid quote" or 'Doing' - Your mom" kukuclock -SSSatisfaction

"Door, you’ve been a really really great friend to me. You’re legit the Garfield to my Arbuckle, and I love you for that!
When you vanished for a good week, I was legit worried.
When you came back, I was so relieved and happy that things had worked out for you. I was so happy and still am that I don’t even care why you were gone, I’m just glad ur safe and sound and happy.

Love ya Dorthy, Even if that’s not ur name ^~^" -Dylan

"Indestructible hymen" -Kyū

"Girlfriend in the form of lasagna" -that8-bitbunny