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4.3 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
What is your criteria for calling a game a masterpiece?
Amazing graphics?
Great gameplay?
Deep and philosophical story?
Limbo is a video game masterpiece at its simplest.
You won't hear a single line of dialogue in this game, but you will be immersed in the game's environment and atmosphere in a way that is unbelievable even to yourself.
Highly recommended.
Trust me, this game will change your perception of a masterpiece.
Posted 11 March.
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57.3 hrs on record (57.2 hrs at review time)
My gambling addict friend said if I post a review on Counter-Strike 2 and it gets 75 likes and 25 Awards that he will buy me a case of beer and some vodka So im just gonna leave this here.
Posted 11 March.
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4.1 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
GRAPHICS
🔲 You forget what reality is
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Good
🔲 Decent
🔲 Bad
🔲 Terrible
🔲 Don’t look at it

GAMEPLAY
🔲 Very good
✅ Good
🔲 It's just gameplay
🔲 Meh
🔲 Watch paint dry instead
🔲 Just don't

AUDIO
🔲 Eargasm
✅ Very good
🔲 Good
🔲 Not too bad
🔲 Bad
🔲 I'm now deaf

AUDIENCE
🔲 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
🔲 Grandma

PC REQUIREMENTS
🔲 Check if you can run paint
✅ Potato
🔲 Decent
🔲 Fast
🔲 Rich boi
🔲 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

GAME SIZE
🔲 Floppy Disk
✅ Old Fashioned
🔲 Workable
🔲 Big
🔲 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🔲 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🔲 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

DIFFICULTY
🔲 Just press 'W'
✅ Easy
🔲 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔲 Significant brain usage
🔲 Difficult
🔲 Dark Souls

GRIND
✅ Nothing to grind
🔲 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🔲 Isn't necessary to progress
🔲 Average grind level
🔲 Too much grind
🔲 You'll need a second life for grinding

STORY
🔲 No Story
🔲 Some lore
🔲 Average
✅ Good
🔲 Lovely
🔲 It'll replace your life

GAME TIME
🔲 Long enough for a cup of coffee
✅ Short
🔲 Average
🔲 Long
🔲 To infinity and beyond

PRICE
🔲 It's free!
🔲 Worth the price
✅ Better if it's on sale
🔲 If u have some spare money left
🔲 Not recommended
🔲 You could also just burn your money

BUGS
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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🔲 10

Perfect game!
Posted 11 March. Last edited 11 March.
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41.3 hrs on record
I wish I had bought heroin that day instead of playing Rust! At least I would have suffered less psychological damage.
Posted 13 January. Last edited 11 March.
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62.0 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
If you are looking for a relatively different and fantasy version of Need for Speed, I will introduce it to you
Posted 29 December, 2024.
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