"Are you afraid? Are you afraid I'm going to come to your house and poke you in the nose?" Bird Of Pray - 2014

"you suck ass" gaffatape - 2014
"Happy birthday, Nobbleydoop." gaffatape - 2016

"If Hitler was to commit genocide to wasps and hornets instead of the jews, he'd be a hero." TotallyRandomPerson - 2015

My favourite list of aliases;
TotallyRandomPerson
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ladders
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Trains
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Barrels
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chairs
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gravity
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cars
♥♥♥♥ Waldo

Frank Frapplebats: Dude I just looked at your steam profile, and you're basically Adam.
Frank Frapplebats: You've got dumb quotes just like he does.

10:03 PM - Sgt. Scream: ur jackets ♥♥♥♥
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: My jacket does all my work for me.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: I finished work and got home, and BAYM.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thousand dollars cash in my pocket.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Didn't even try m8.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: No joke.
10:04 PM - Sgt. Scream is now playing Arma 3. Click here to join.
10:04 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: I may have also just robbed my own bottle shop.

4:07 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Our code work shall be Wibbllyingallagong.
4:08 PM - Sphinx: haha
4:08 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: That keyboard mashing turned out far better than I expected.
4:08 PM - Sphinx: its almost sounds legit
4:09 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Omg I think I can actually pronounce that.

9:25 PM - notHonmoyu: how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ anus is your internet
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: DUDE
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: if it takes about 10 years to load two emoticons
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: I HAVE OVER 300 EMOTICONS
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: oh, you meant in the menu
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGITIMATE TRASHCAN
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: do you have a scroll bar to get through all of that
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: because mine fits neatly within the chat box
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: no matter how small it is
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Mine just takes up half of my screen when I open the menu.
9:27 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Have to move the steam chat box all the way to the top right so I can see all the emoticons because Gaben is a ♥♥♥♥ and wont make any of his employees work for more than 40 minutes a day.
9:28 PM - notHonmoyu: it is said by the japanese turtle hermits that valve employees are the most privileged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the world and should be banished from the mortal realm

notHonmoyu: train a bunch of small asian people and call them the sweat shop boys

TotallyRandomPerson: I......literally have firewood.
TotallyRandomPerson: I do that.
TotallyRandomPerson: I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stacked up against my house so I can burn them.

TotallyRandomPerson: I will never stop playing Halo. You can quote that. - 2019