Award Winners:

THE QUOTE WALL HAS BEEN UPDATED: 21 May 2024, Legacy Quotes and Awards to be found here: https://notepad.pw/share/vXeaMMPcypxaQwskHS9i

: Legacy (People so influential to the quotewall, that they may not be forgotten)
- paaapi
- slitherz

Quoteworthy (Most Quotes on Record)
- Wango

Broken Record (The most catchphrases)
- Wango

Doubledown (Get 2 quotes on the wall within 24 hours)
- No recipient since 2021.

The Biggest Idiot (The most quotes of Idiocy)
- Rains/Anneksiy

PERMABANNED FROM QUOTE WALL (Reason to follow. Bans can be appealed by contacting support.)
- Omar Shareef
Omar Shareef, whilst a friend, just speaks far too much ♥♥♥♥. It's much like a numbers game. Say a guy asks a 100 girls for their number, he's guaranteed to eventually get one. Now Shareef just speaks so much ♥♥♥♥ that eventually something he says will end up being funny. Other people on the wall say 3 things in one day and 1 will be super funny. Shareef somehow says 2000 things in one minute and one thing is sorta funny, and occasionally you get a big funny. Awarding him quote awards will be unfair to other contestants, hence the ban.

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Catchphrases

" "____"er ? I barely know her!"
- Wango (21 May, 2024)

Quotes:

"Yeah look I'm not even gonna say anything because Torque is already an outsider at this point"
- shorba (27 April, 2024)

"He's got a plan, I just don't know what it is."
- raiNs (5 January, 2024)

"Am I the only person in this Discord that has dated someone older than me?" - asked Torque.
"Buddy I think you're the only person this Discord thats DATED." - replied Triton.
- Triton (29 December, 2023)

"Why the good always die young!?"
- Wango (22 December, 2023 - awarded in retrospect)

"Torque is the dumbest smart person I know"
- aw3some (12 June, 2022)

Quotes of Pure Idiocy:

"Torque, does Panado make you sleepy?"
"No, bla bla bla"
"Well, a quick Google search shows..."
- Anneksiy (Degree Pending Entry) - (March 15, 2024):

This question was asked by Abdullah, asking medical advice re: active ingredient paracetamol. Following a brief explanation as to why panado doesn't make you sleepy (commonplace side-effect for losers), he then proceeds to say, "Well a quick Google search shows it at the most common symptom", at which point TorqueLife almost threw his PC out the window as he never realised that he was still working at a community clinic in the Cape Flats.


"shut up he's better than both of you" - Nasir Kriel aka raiNs aka Vxktor aka mahatma786 aka TheHitma786 (BSc MBS) UWC - (June 17, 2019):

This was said by Vxktor, in response to paaapi and myself after having a very heated, yet intellectual debate regarding the state of the Exdee CS:GO line-up with Vxktor and aw3someza. After their recent roster changes Exdee were in dire straits, and had to resort to extreme manoeuvres to regain a competent line-up. I use the term 'competent' liberally, much like the money of one who is cavalier with their finances.