"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"This elevator is only like, half a floor..."- A very confused tourist in Ohio

"Gobben hates me..."-Gino pronouncing GabeN

"You get way more better ♥♥♥♥ on Crucible."-King Peasant

"Shovelry"-Nessa trying to say chivalry

"Cheaters always have more than two accounts." -Redrumy3, who has more than 5 accounts.

"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer, is a beer engineer"- Dr. Worm

"Is that Black ♥♥♥ from Counter-Strike?"- Everyone we encounter in H1Z1

"Out At Me."- Gino trying to read the 'Out A Time' license plate from Back to the Future