🥀⃤𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒀𝒐𝒖

do not listen to this guy when he tries to sell you his deviled egg recipe. i bought it and it ended up making my house smell like piss.

why is there a half cut onion in the corner of your room?

Spelunker

“Now that you’ve given me your seed, it’s bound to grow into a great Plant Overlord.. NNGH!” Kaku whispered, weak and satisfied.
Loud thuds were heard on the other side of the wall. “NANI?!” Rofu asked as she pulled out the sliced bread from her ass. She approaches the wall, knocking on it.
As she accidently breaks a small hole in the wall.
Ticket and Kaku slowly gaze up at Rofu through the small hole in the wall.
Embarrassed, Rofu suddenly shouts, “I can fix this. I’ll just put my ♥♥♥♥ in it!” Confused, Ticket jumps off Kaku and covers his spectral spear.

As the silence grew, Rofu finally questioned Ticket what he was doing with his spectral spear out.
“Not like des.” Kaku cried.
“What is this?” Rofu asked
“It’s a six sided three dimensional object,” replied Kaku.
“HEXAGON?” Rofu Shouted, as she teleported into the room. "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ my ding dong!"
"My name is Rofu and I make goat noises." Ticket replied.
“♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass!” Rofu exclaimed, “It’s clean!!! I wiped my ass today with my hands! Harder daddy! Call me your glorious leader Kim Jong UN!” Rofu continued to scream.