Huh imagine being so immature you use a paperclip even as a kid. By the time I was 11 I had graduated high school, and I became a manager for my billionaire dad and his billion-dollar shipping company I made 150k a year at first, and by the time I was 18 I had a Lamborghini Gallardo, Ferrari F40, and a 3,500,000 dollar mansion and was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all the hoes I wanted. Paperclip smh

put this guy in a professional gurning competition

You, [sir or madam], have the worst [skin name] I have ever seen in my life. This is quite literally the POOPIEST, DOGGIEST, ONION-SMELLING, EYE-WATERING, SOUL-CRUSHING, BRAIN-AMOEBA-INDUCING, FOUL-FESTERING, ABOMINABLE, BRAIN-TINGLING, FUNGUS-INFESTED, UTMOST HIDEOUS skin I’ve ever laid eyes on. My most primitive, primal instincts are compelling me to write out this very comment. you would have to [payment app] ME to accept a free trade that included that disgusting [skin here] from you. Luckily for you, I am willing to give back to the needy. here is my [payment app]: [payment username]. when you are willing to part with your corpse of a item, i will be ready to accept and dispose of it.

Dear User,

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L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥