Recent reviews by Töneb

the only REAL positive is that the world looks stunning. atmospheric as hell, ill admit it...
then the unintentional positives: the main character has the intonation of scott the woz, and the game is often unintentionally funny. those are the only positives.
THE NEGATIVES: pausing often crashes the game, and so does changing settings in the main menu. so im stuck with the preset settings where for some ungodly reason, S is interact.... and to walk backwards you have to break your fingers and press X... the sensitivity is insanly high and the brightness too low to see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING... now, the gameplay. do you love getting items without even realizing that you picked anything up?? do you love when that item is the key item to a nonsensical puzzle?? do you love wandering around aimlessly being unsure of what to do because your journal doesnt keep note of what to do next????? and the fact that characters basically never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell you the directions of anywhere so you just kinda hope you stumble upon the one unlocked door in town? do you love chase scenes where you can really only beat them by dying dozens of times because of small details youd have no hope of knowing? especially when when you die you are put in the same unskippable minute long cutscene that youve seen about a grillion times by now?????????? what about generally incomprehensible puzzles that you get stuck on for about a week? you love those things??? i think you need help.. but anyway the game is made for you, dude. its amazing if youre a masochist or an avid ♥♥♥♥ game gamer. i may be both, so i relatively enjoyed my time in this game, but most people probably wont. so thats my fair warning. like bad games? buy this. dont like bad games? stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from this heaping pile of dookie, i beg of you.
anyway fish people talk funny, 10/10

my dumbass turns into a house wife when i hear samuel hayden's voice.. "Yes, Sammy dear?.. Oh, of course i'll commit violence for you, honey!"

slug cannot

Daddy Martin. (Need i say more?)

Waiting for the butsex update valve