Tompson
Al Sneed
 
 
You know those ♥♥♥♥♥ ass work trucks that Mexicans drive that are two door? So that's like your body type. See, my body type is like a Ford F250 that can carry ♥♥♥♥, and do ♥♥♥♥, and haul freight. Like, you're a manlet, and you're an economy sized car human, and I'm a full sized truck evolved alpha male.

THEY DO IT FOR FREE
 
I'm telling you, This guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Aldi the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked what the diapers were for, and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely sh*t on these kids" and then he bunnyhopped out the door.